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Thursday, 29 July 2010 02:00

SOCOM 4 Delayed until 2011.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

Zipper Interactive, latest shooter might not be seen until 2011, says Jeremy Dunham, who is Zipper's community manager. "While we would all like to be playing SOCOM 4 this year, we don't want to race ahead and take shortcuts. Instead, we want to bring gamers the most immersive SOCOM experience in the SOCOM series." While, many hit titles are coming out this year such as ; Halo Reach, Medal Of Honor, WoW: Catacylsm, it seems like the best move for Zipper Interactive to delay the release of the game, instead of releasing it during a wild pack of "bores" this year.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:23

There's No Happy Ending with this Game.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

Surely, there's a list of bizarre games out there, such as ; Dead or Alive Extreme, KokoPop, and well this one , Enjoy your Massage. Sadly though, this game has no happy ending, and only teaches little kids how to give woman sensual massages with the Wii-mote. According to ESRB, this game gets rated E for being an "educational" game that teaches young boys the joys of masturbation through the touch of a Wii mote on a virtual female laying topless on a table.

"Press "A" to massage a topless lady, and actually choose the type of female you want." There's no discretion from Micoforum, who's producing this game which will be available for kids to purchase August 9th, on Wii DLC. "-Just don't get caught purchasing this game with actual females in the store, or you might have some explaining to do."

Tuesday, 27 July 2010 12:10

Today is Starcraft II day!

Written by Matthew Stenquist

For those of you who've been out of the loop lately. Today, is national Starcraft II day (or should be). A day to celebrate the release of the very, very, very long anticipated sequel to Blizzard's Starcraft franchise. Starcraft II pits you against a whole new swarm of enemies, aliens, and space travelling exploration, all without a good story.

Tuesday, 27 July 2010 11:44

Start Fist Pump'N , Jersey Shore Style.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

Is watching the Jersey Shore not enough for you? Well then, prepare your self for some guido action that is being brought straight to the video game world. Fist Pump, drink, and get skin cancer all day long in tanning beds while being roid rage'd at fake boobs floating in your hottub. Yes, if you thought the world wasn't getting any better, the Jersey Shore cast will be knocking at your front door with its new video game. According to,MTV's Tony Espizona, says the "game will feel and act just like the show."- All that good drama just got enhanced ten fold!

"The game's structure is more a social experience for gamers to experience the classic moments in the Jersey Shore ; swearing, partying, getting stds, and all the drama will be included in the video game" says Tony. "If your a gamer like Snooki then your not trashy until you play this game." This game is in preparation for season two of the Jersey Shore, attack of Miami Beach! "I know theres a god, but why?!!!!"

Monday, 26 July 2010 22:36

Free Realms "Lifetime Membership", for cheap.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

With an army almost as big as twelve million strong, Free Realms is shaping up to be a "gold" MMO game that has fair game over its mythical creatures, lands, and cute squirrels. Twelve million online users is quiete a bit, and with its growing MMO growing at an unstoppable rate, Free Realms online is now offering "lifetime memberships" for cheap.

Monday, 26 July 2010 21:57

StarCraft II has Gorgeous figurines! :)

Written by Matthew Stenquist

"And who said video games weren't artwork?" If this isn't artwork then I don't know what the hell it is. These figurines for the long anticipated video game sequel to Starcraft, are simply ; jaw-dropping, amazing, gorgeous, sexy, wow, pure-awesome, and.... Well, nothing can really capture the true essence of these well carved petroleum petrified figurines that were cut with the finest of lasers. Sure, it's a piece of plastic, but these figurines are one hell of a collectible item. For many figurine collectors who love video games, these figurines are surely something not to pass up.

Monday, 26 July 2010 20:38

Swoosh! Say Hello to a Green Lantern video game.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

Warner Brothers may be behind the next big super hero film to come out in years, "Green Lantern", it was only a matter of time before a Green Lantern video game was to be produced, and drop next summer in 2011. Really, who didn't see this coming? Green Lantern is one of the most popular super heroes, yet at the same time a very under ratted super hero. Only his lolipop ring can save him in the time of danger with a blinding green ray that can produce literally anything.

Lets just hope Green Lanterns reputation in the comic world holds up. Details, right now are scarce on the GL video game, but for right now the game is being produced by Crypotnite Video Games, erm - Griptonite Video Games. Superman might not like the game being produced by Cryptonite, but Green Lantern doesn't mind. Griptonite may have its hands full right now for producing the next Spider Man video game, Spider Man Shattered Dimensions. However, Green Lantern looks like a promising title.

Monday, 26 July 2010 20:18

Who the F*ck do you think you are.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

"Well, I'm a mother-f*cking panda bear eating a chip on the dino toy and my friend over there is talking behind my back, gtfo-h." Sorry, for the outlandish title, but what is going on behind closed doors at GM+? A few of you have been wondering why Game-Medic.com has been one hell of a rollercoaster ride, content being scarce of the past few days and site maintenance going on 24/7. So, I thought I'd address what has been happening behind closed doors.

Publicly, Game-Medic.com is an independent blog that is now part of the "mss" network which has been a project under going work since the start of GM+. Currently, right now GM+ is looking at expanding its horizons and actually hiring people to help progress the growth of MSS. Whether, it be talking Fashion, D.I.Y, Snowboarding, or Technofiend chatter, GM+ will now be tackling a wide variety of topics via the MSS hub.

Monday, 26 July 2010 19:22

Space Marines travelling to the PC too.

Written by Matthew Stenquist

THQ's adaptation of the widely popular played board game, Warhammer 40k, will also be hitting the PC next year. Xbox and PS3 don't get to hog all the Space Marine glory, as the publishers of Warhammer 40k have announced today of its journey to the PC. Prepare for an onslaught of enemies, bulky uniforms, and being part of the blood angels of the widely popular game Warhammer.

Space Marines has no date set for its release yet, but it has been rumored to be debutting sometime early next year. If you can't wait for Space Marines, check out StarCraft II, or any other Warhammer title. No more painting your models with thin tip paint brushes, as this time you will be embarking on one hell of an adventure as you enlist in the Space Marines. "- Only badasses can join the Space Marine's, hope your one."

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